this post is so patrick bateman, i should just buy a zagat

It's my birthday soon (go shawtyfatty). I think I would like to have a super tasting menu.

BUT WHERE?

This is the post where I list places and seek out recommendations.

HIBISCUS.
Tasting menu is £90, +£65 for wine. It looks nice, but I am not jumping for joy. On the other hand, I've never been to Hibiscus and I'd really like to. I *do* however, like the look of their lunch menus - Saturday lunch or lunch-lunch.

I interrupt this post to report that a/ I have to do some work now and b/ Time Out is difficult to search, isn't it? It has, however, found somewhere called "Urban Turban", which I am not sure is genius or "oh dear"...

http://www.theprovidores.co.uk/prv.html#

Joel flipping Robuchon!

http://www.danddlondon.com/conran/cms/repositories/live//data/orrery/downloads/7520_0_gourmandmenu.pdf <-- the Orrery but oh man, fennel? :(

http://www.umurestaurant.com/Downloads/umu-apr10-kaiseki.pdf <-- kaiseki at Umu (but I think I would rather go European tbh)